Daughter: “Sparkly! Now I’m pooping rainbows! More!” [Child strategy – Recognize that your parents exist to yank your chain and it’s best if you learn quickly to yank back harder.]
Oh! I remember the days of the abhorrent unicorn meat craze! I believe it was back in 2010, wasn’t it?
Ah yes, here it is.
“National Pork Board Attempting To Halt Sales Of Canned Unicorn Meat”: https://consumerist.com/2010/06/national-pork-board-attempting-to-halt-sales-of-canned-unicorn-meat.html
Ida No over 2 years ago
Daughter: “Sparkly! Now I’m pooping rainbows! More!” [Child strategy – Recognize that your parents exist to yank your chain and it’s best if you learn quickly to yank back harder.]
Algolei I over 2 years ago
Oh! I remember the days of the abhorrent unicorn meat craze! I believe it was back in 2010, wasn’t it?
Ah yes, here it is.
“National Pork Board Attempting To Halt Sales Of Canned Unicorn Meat”: https://consumerist.com/2010/06/national-pork-board-attempting-to-halt-sales-of-canned-unicorn-meat.html
MeGoNow Premium Member over 2 years ago
It’s the pony puree and chopped pixies that make it good.
Lady loves a joke over 2 years ago
That’s probably very effective, and may work on other things.
tom.amitai over 2 years ago
Irish Rover is the predominant flavor, with strong hints of Shel Silverstein.
Buoy over 2 years ago
Mmmmmm, tastes like angels tears and paybacks a bitch.
sailor956 over 2 years ago
Now she’ll want a “Squatty Potty”.