Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 30, 2022

Long way to go just to get away from the little woman.

So it’s come to this

I feel like this is his villain origin story.

Blame her demise on the anonymous one armed guy and keep searching for him.

At least you didn’t ruin any food.

I’m from Floriduh and I spent a year in Alaska courtesy of the U.S.Navy. Totally failed to enjoy every minute of it.

But, is he living off the grid?

Maybe I’m a little dense this morning, but what’s the joke here? He dropped the jello, and this set off a terror response? Why?

Slip and run…

I thought he was in Alaska, not Iran.