Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 03, 2022

Hammer Tail or Hammer Fin?

Hammerass.

For those who don’t get it, or refuse to get it, Hammerbutt. Or Hammerass.

I have considered all of the possibilities and find none of them to be amusing.

Hammer toes?

Could have been butt-head!

Somebody got hammered last night.

The gangster of love? Maurice?

Well that’s a fluke.

Amos? Chauncey? Mitch?

Splits Footless

Sledge?

Just another pain in the A**.

george

I got hammer toes…does that count?

They’re both better than being a hammer sandwich.

An expected mutant from an ill-advised cross mating.

Hammeroids?

They call you hammerhead too because your face looks like your …. tail.

Stop! Hammertail!

Gives a new meaning to haul ass, dumbass, jackass, dragging ass

Bob. They call me Bob.

He could hang out by himself, then he’d be a lone shark

i can’t make heads or tails of this one…

Jack.