Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 07, 2022

Definitely took the cuteness down a notch or 20 since the hufenberglerator took over.

I wonder if playing “Puff the Magic Dragon” will calm it down…

Uh, sorry, but I think you got the wrong number.

Time to Ka-think on it!!!

Well, so much for the toughest adventur*er*. Time to call in an adventur*ess*.

It’s defiantly getting dicey.

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“Please deposit an additional 25 cents to continue your beating.”

Why don’t we go for some pancakes and discuss our strategy? :)

KA-HANG UP!

They might need to bring in an exorcist.

Talk about hot and fiesty.

Time to call an exorcist.

He just needs to prey on her weaknesses. Wave some shampoo and conditioner at her, that hair is looking rough, girl.

But I gotta say…Nice Rack, Demon spawn!!!

Don’t let Uncle Panama hear you say that. He’d be so proud.

Um “my pleasure”? Now she wants to feed them Chic-Fil-A? That doesn’t seem particularly evil, except for the part about demise. Now I’m all hungry — that sauce is really good.