Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for June 13, 2022

you’d need three biscuits to give to that hell hound

nice doggie! doggie! doggie!

Honey biscuits, with sedatives.

Aw, he’s just an overgrown puppy! Give him some belly rubs and he’ll be your friend forever.

Throw three sticks.

I still think she is making a mistake. Who knows what ideas Poncho will put in their heads. They may be evil but Poncho is NUTS!

Squeaky toy. All you need is to do is give him something he can make scream whenever he wants and he’s a happy hell hound.

You’re gonna need a bigger biscuit.

Bring him to a soul food restaruant.

They just need to figure out its motivation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQG3I5efwWo

As long as you’re not trying to escape the gates, he’s just a dog. The thing is, Someone has to watch the gate while Cerberus is out walkies. Poncho! You’re up!

Throw him some clumps of dirt or mud. It worked for Virgil in Dante’s Comedy.

This storyline actually has potential.