The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 10, 2022

Well, hummus is made with garbanzo beans after all.

Q: What award did the deceased garbanzo bean receive?

A: A posthummus award

Q: What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

A: No one ever paid to have a garbanzo bean on their chest.

These Beaner jokes are racist.

His named Pete? As in moss?

When the Wife (the young attractive Mrs. Garbanzo) has too much to drink, she has to urinate a lot – it’s like “Wow … Can that chick pee?”

Got smashed eh?

That’s falafel!

Ouch!

I really pita him.

Helter Skelter Shelter

Hee hee hee tahini

How have you bean?

He depodded from his home.

The dedication to the pun is just spectacular.

Come right in! We have a spot for you right over there between Mr. Carrot stick and Mr. Celery stick!

Better get off the street or the gezpacho police will get you.

what a dip!

Okay, but you’ll have to bunk with the red peppers and tahini.

OK, but this time do not peas all over the pod.