Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for June 10, 2022

Mort was prepared for this one.

Dear Sadie, I’m a pathetic loser with no life offline who gets off on being insulted by crabby old ladies. What should I do?

Now you’re talking her language.

“Are you saying I’m not a foxy lady?”

I’m saying you’re a delusional old bat!