Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 05, 2022

so close, Vicar

Dead cert is right. Dead certain not to win. Bet on that Andy. Is Buy Your Round running? Save ya money and buy up.

@Ling Today’s strip IS funny,, our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s memory being jogged by the vicar is priceless :o) my avatar is a photo of a Ford Model T which makes three generations owning Ford cars , dad had a Model T , I had 3 Fords and both my sons drive modern Fords that makes 3 generations, come psserai la vostra Domenicha mio meno vechio amicho? our Sunday should be calm, no early morning drive shopping to do or errands to run so we are stying nside the house and keep hydrated till 9.3 when we will watch our Archbishop celebrate the Holy Masson television , keep safe and a bientot pal

Andy must be part reptile because when it comes to paying, ne has alligator arms!

keep a note at hand (and don’t forget to take a note in the note, supposing you remember to take it with you Andy)

Andy lad. You’d do better with the 3 o’clock run and a nag called ‘Wages of Sin’.

Hag sameach, Eldo and rjm.

To win? I said place! Place it on Lucky Dan. That horse is gonna run second!

Andy would never forget it’s his round. That’s why he’d leave… Because he remembers… So much for Part I of today’s strip… As for Part II? If it was such a certainty, why or how could he forget? Now to see if Eldo or rjm have saved the day with some good strips.

Place on Lucky Dan

Selective memory strikes again.

Long ago Andy wanted to bet a trifecta of Hives, Poisoned Ivy, & Strawberry Rash, but they were all scratched!

Who’s the newcomer who doesn’t yet know Andy well enough to know that he hasn’t forgotten that it’s his round?

Sure, you “forgot” it was your round. Whatever you say, Andy.

Not dead, but if he bet on it, probably not doing too well.

Ad shows what look like pool balls.

Andy supposed to be celebrating the Queen’s jubilee with his beer for the last four days!!!!!

Must be someone new. None of the regulars would think Andy was buying a round!

It’s been a while since last I saw the Sceptred Isle—have “Bookies” replaced “Turf Accountants”?