Free Range by Bill Whitehead for June 08, 2022

He has some prehensile “tales” to tell.

Cracked me up!

Lucky for him they were playing dead—which is like being dead, only not as stinky.

Did you see this Possum removal?

https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2022/06/02/woman-tosses-opossum-out-of-bar-moos-pkg-vpx.cnn

“I’m not stayin’ ma’am, just possum through.”

Jakey, take off your colt

You dolt

And take off your shoes

Once in a year you should do

Jakey, all your dressing’s a mess

Yes, yes, yes

You should leave your hat on…

Jake must be a dead head if he can’t feel or smell them.

Poor Jake.

Right next to the rat’s nest

Are they dead or alive?

Looks like he’s wearing a ten possum hat.

Oh eww — and how long has it been since this guy had a shampoo?? Again; Ewww

Yeah, but how did he sleep w his hat on?