Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for July 15, 2022

If that’s as bad as Heck thinks things can be, they’ve not been in a modern library.

Devil-Chicken: “Now, color coordinate them.”

“Each morning the demon daycare kids spill the drawers in the card catalog to make paper airplanes. Start re-typing them.”

A true librarian heck would find them miscatalogued according to Library of Congress cataloging standards.

They’re lined up by size and colour!

They got rid of the "Dewey-Decimal system…what do you expect…..

Plenty of Kafka and Kurt Vonnegut

They’re in order by number of pages.

I think I’d better put this in the library . . . :)

My question is: do we decimal system?

My wife is a professional librarian (large public library). I showed her this and mentioned the idea of ordering the books by size and colour.

She replied, “At least that’s an organizational system. True librarian h*ll would be completely random.”

I said, “The books are in complete chaos, they rearrange themselves at random, you never get to put them in order, and you spend all eternity having to find specific books for library patrons.”

She replied, “At that point, any true librarian will take on Satan in a death match, and win. Oook.”

This is truly funny!