Fred Basset by Alex Graham for June 13, 2022

Sly work Fred…wipe the crumbs off your muzzle tho!

LOL Why weren’t you already slunk, Fred?

Long ti…ime passing….

Don’t blame Fred he’s just acting on his instincts. Blame the human.

A quick drink of water will clear the evidence……

Fred you may slink … but not hide ;-)

Quite stealthy of you, Fred, I’m impressed

I dunno …. I have had similar experiences when a sleeve of fig newtons disappears, and my dogs are nowhere around.

My wife had toy poodles when we started dating. She learned rather quickly that my retired racing greyhounds had better reach.

I’d say call Scotland Yard and dust the plate for doggie nose prints but this culprit is too obvious.

Fred is just rewarding himself for yesterday’s performance.

I think you know, Mr Dear

So sneaky!

Good for you fred

Well, serves the Dears right, they should realize Fred doesn’t like to see waste & they were sitting there a very long 5 minutes!!!

The same place all the sausages have gone, Mr. Clueless.

They all have gone into Fred’s stomach.

With those soulful eyes, Fred, I’m sure your innocence would be obvious. Slinking implies some sort of guilt.

Your Honour, I demand this case be dropped due to lack of evidence. (Burp)