Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for June 15, 2022

Not up to the crate without air holes level yet

Actually, shipping their sisters to Abu Dhabi might be cheaper.

it’s easy enough to get cancelled today. You don’t need special headphones to do it.

It’s always been true that unpopular opinions are well, unpopular. Sometimes because they’re racist or sometimes because they’re misogynistic or sometimes because they humiliate others for the sake of a laugh. To me, one thing that’s ironic is that the holder of the unpopular opinion doesn’t mind offending others but don’t you dare question their “right” to express it. I often thought of myself as woke being a good thing as in I awoke to the fact that…

Sorry to tell you Clayton, but science is not advanced yet to this level of canceling. I think this is what they call “karma”

I’m listening. These are sounding better and better.

How about a hybrid? The headphones come with spitballs.

The spitballs are lab-tested for range and splat-ability.

Sis. Boom! Ahhh…

I wonder if you really could make headphones that only cancel one person? Identify their voice mathematically and then filter out only that voice or play an exact inverse of it?