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My wife has a pair of scissors that is only used for trimming her hair. I have two that are only useful for cutting sheet metal. “Good” depends on the project.
That was my biggest transgression as a kid. Stealing Mom’s good scissors for my craft projects. I’m a lefty, so Mom’s good scissors were the only pair I had the slightest chance of making a straight line with…
C almost 3 years ago
De-scissor-ions
WhatsTheJoke Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Executive De-scissor-ions
whahoppened almost 3 years ago
Hard to believe this one, Betty. Mom’s good sewing scissors are pretty sacred!
The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I take it that he could not find the can opener. Again!
Ubintold almost 3 years ago
This implies that she also has “bad” scissors.
david_42 almost 3 years ago
My wife has a pair of scissors that is only used for trimming her hair. I have two that are only useful for cutting sheet metal. “Good” depends on the project.
FassEddie almost 3 years ago
She didn’t ask why? You’re supposed to ask why!
JP Steve Premium Member over 2 years ago
That was my biggest transgression as a kid. Stealing Mom’s good scissors for my craft projects. I’m a lefty, so Mom’s good scissors were the only pair I had the slightest chance of making a straight line with…