WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for June 24, 2022

There’re probably fake.

I feel for her. I live with one like him.

Just wait until he shows her the batch of Fabergé eggs he bought cheaper by the dozen…

Some just don’t have common sense…when it comes to picking

And honey I picked up some magic beans from Whole Foods!

I watched as he sat on a bag of coal and turned it into diamonds. He said he’d be right back after he found some more coal.

Diamonds are perfect for money laundering

The case alone is worth the price of those diamonds.

It’s like my diet – I could have had TWO bacon cheeseburgers….

She’s gonna be one rich widow. And very soon now.

Sadly, they all turn out to be old-fashioned glass door knobs.

Show me the cubic zirconia!