Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 25, 2022

You must be hexed.

And yet you keep shopping there

I’m picturing a couple of doofuses emerging from the box and declaring that THEY are the Swedish meatballs.

Isn’t that the Allen key, in the bottom left corner, by the signature?

At least you got a copy of the instructions for mimes.

They need an Alan Kea.

IKEA, Youkea, Wekea.

Lotsa memories here, minus the meatballs …!

You’re that fond of horsemeat?

Scandinavian pranksters. A bit of their thin humor that might almost prompt a nearly imperceptible smirk from their peers. Might. Let’s not get crazy here.

When did people start calling Allen wrenches keys?

And the included Alen Wrench is always too big.

“This IKEA joke was setup without instructions.”

Is that why it is so bad?

2 Comments:

1) The three little words that strike fear into the hearts of parents: Some assembly required.

2) Good luck finding the allen wrench. It’s metric, as all Ikea stuff is.