Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 07, 2022

a.k.a. “tank”

Gain much more belly fat, and you might be able to catch cannon balls, filmed in slow motion. (Now, where is that famous film clip?)

Shoot! I’m not armored then.

Don’t try this at home – or anywhere else.

For one second I thought it’s true. Then reality kicks in and: https://www.sciencefocus.com/the-human-body/the-thought-experiment-how-fat-do-you-have-to-be-to-stop-a-bullet/But it would have been awesome…

the frightening thing is, some folks will believe this…

MythBusters proved that correct, didn’t they?

I would NEVER place a wager on this statement.

You can have 5 inches of fat around your tummy, Aunty, but the bullet can still go to your head.

Six of one and half a dozen of another…

My fat is happy just the way it is. Belly button is the only hole.

Prove it.

I must be downright bullet and mortar proof.

I just found out, I’m bulletproof.

I used to call mine “famine insurance”. Just happy (ish) that I haven’t increased much over the years.

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