Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 06, 2022

Quick draw McCaulk.

As someone who has had to announce to people nearby that I need to ‘take a leak’, this had me shakin’ in my boots to even think of about the ramifications of that threat.

Tacky! ………… to the touch in two minutes.

Watch out!

He’s fully caulked and ready to go off!

That caulker is just a big talker.

When Death Valley meets Silicon Valley.

I wouldn’t draw on him. He’ll seal your crack.

Return your water to the sand, worst Dune cartoon I’ve ever seen.

Don’t get uptight, or soon you’ll be watertight.

1) That one guy seems pretty caulk-sure of himself.

2) But he’s applied for a job in the government… maybe even the Supreme Court.

From the book, “Tiles Of The Old West”.

Caulk and bull threat

Is he threatening to caulk his urethra?

that guy, he really thinks he’s caulk of the roost…

He’s gonna caulk his crevice!

Sounding pretty caulky