Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 06, 2022

I’m guessing Marigold’s thoughts are going to be something about a fool and his money, like Hobbes.

It’s a high-risk investment.

Phoebe is NOT made of money or hay, Marigold!

Makes a lot of cents.

Artisanal hay with croutons and ranch dressing.

Well, if we didn’t know before, we can be certain they don’t live in Australia or Canada. Oooh, can we have an Australian unicorn please!

I had to look up “artisanal”!

That’s the last straw, Marigold! :D

NFT for your thoughts? I’d rather take a swift kick in the ba—

Its “a penny for your thoughts,” but “you put your two cents in.” So what happened to the other penny?

So what if Mari was thinking about a penny?

What if Tony the Tiger offered her some grrrroats?

Marigold probably likes to eat flowers, too. So, “A peony for your thoughts”?

When there are timesI find a nickel, I jokingly ask people if they’ve got five thoughts. A dime, ten thoughts. A quarter, twenty-five thoughts.

How much artisanal hay can you get for a penny these days?

if only phoebe paid me for my thoughts…

i could use all that money to make some (artisanal) clover-sprout-hay sushi for her to give to mG

Oats for your gloats?

Crypto would be cheaper than actual hay.

HEY DANA!!! I just got my account so I wanted to say I love your comics!!!!! Sappy yes, but very true! You’re awesome and I hope you keep making ’em, and congrats on 10 years of Phoebe and her Unicorn!

Artisan hay doesn’t grow on trees, you know.