Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for June 30, 2022

Good job he isn’t one of those LARPers that use metal weapons.

Larping is for those who haven’t figured out real life yet. And, no alien advanced enough to travel hundreds of light-years to Earth is going to care much about a foam sword. They’re just here for our women.

I like to think the monster has two little birds sitting on top of his eyes.

We love our fantasy. Unfortunately, we too often choose it over reality.

“Noooo, my only weakness dying!”