Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for July 13, 2022

Plus you’re also green.

Ahh the “If only’s”, the core of most denials.

How long do you want the list to be?

At least you got a flower in your hat.

Interesting back projection. Since she is 1300, say 1280 years ago, she would be living the American Dream?

Plus her habit of zapping anyone who crosses her!!

I don’t know Broomie, There are not a lot of eligable bachelors looking for green wives.

You’re a witch, aren’t you, Broomie? Couldn’t you have used your powers to fix said nose?

She’s 1500 years old. When she was young, there was no “American dream” because there was no America yet.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen

Just look at Margaret Hamilton; she had a great career as an actress!

Just your luck, being green didn’t become fashionable until you got too old.

Short; rotund; green. hot-tempered; witch; well over 1500 years old; and the big bulbous honker-with-prominent-wart.

You can’t put all the blame on your nose, Broomie dearest. Your personality needs to shine!