Close to Home by John McPherson for July 12, 2022

Where’s a three year old Davy Crockett when you need him?

not how Amazon works but…anyway..:best of luck umbrella boy!

Don’t just poke him with it; pop it open a few times!

As usual, Bleeb’s not interested in the bear!

Not a boy scout or he would have been prepared for all situations.

Did you include diapers for your husband? He’s about to lose it.

well if it rains he’ll be ok

We. Don’t. Have. A min….

Perfect scenario for an Amazon drone delivery commercial. I love it. I wish I was young enough to get into the drone delivery business.

It’s on it’s way! Due between 6 – 9 p.m.

It’s Prime Day today.

You brought an umbrella to a bear fight??!!

I can’t bear it!

Instructions for use: 1) Remain calm..

Do you share the same gag service as Break of Day?

The umbrella’s not working? Huh…

Where’s the picnic basket? :)

That bear looks a lot like a human in a costume.

By drone right?

It’s an absurd situation anyway, why would he bring an umbrella on a hike? If he thought it was gonna rain, pick another day.

Open the umbrella. It works on coyotes.

Should have called Acme.

All you have to do is out run the other.

All he needs to do now is run faster than the blonde.

Let the bear chase you to a beehive in a tree. Then he’ll want the hunny instead of the peepl.

Amazon, the Achilles heel of Millenials.

Don’t tease the bear, Bleeb!

I’m certain I would be too scared to properly use bear spray, so…… bear spray suit! Buy 50 bear spray cans, strap them all over your body. When the bear bites he has to bite through one or two cans getting a big dose of spray. Heck, if there’s enough pressure in the cans maybe they will even blow his lower jaw off.