Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 21, 2022

“No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.”-Yogi Berra

Put a little oil on and slide in

If half would do headstands, we could get more in.

I’ve been saving those keys if anybody needs one

Let’s get a drink while we wait to stand in line.

I guess they don’t want to be sardines with good taste or taste good.

Reminds me of the new restaurant that opened in town Friday. I’ll have to wait to go there until the new wears off.

Too crowded? I hear there’s a pizza place across town that has an opening for you.

Let minnow where we should go.

That’s one greasy spoon.

Something fishy about this place. :)

It’s packed to the gills…

Another phrase that the youngsters will have no idea what is being referred to.

(forehead slap)