In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for July 22, 2022

I guess one of the players has been bugging them.

It might be time for one of them to bug out.

But he’ll be great for those fly balls

And from now on, you must be in uniform to enter the dugout….hey you…..

And you – third from the left, we’ve traded you to the Orioles – who outbid the Cardinals and Blue Jays – they’re looking for a new dugout snack!

Make him the bat boy. Problem solved.

Hissssss! “Yes, we know you are opposed to this plan, Griup but we voted and you lost fair and square”

“Except for the roach. Turns out he’s got a helluva right leg!”

Have you ever seen the floor of a major league dugout after a few innings of ball, no self respecting cockroach would go anywhere near it.

I bet I can figure out who didn’t ask.