Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 22, 2022

That’s what happens when you both set in the center.

Capacity: Two reasonably intelligent people

Right now it looks like a casket built for two.

It could hold two people , no problem, but if you’re talking about two people with dignity, now you’re talking a different kettle of fish..

It looks like their problem may be with gravity, not dignity.

just like life. you sink or swim or get a bigger better boat

There’s no dignity to be had in a rubber boat.

Or a rubber suit.

Obviously the European model. That doesn’t work for Americans.

This raft holds 2 people, just not at the same time.

It did say to use a pump to blow it up, not your lungs.

Try inflating it to the factory recommended pressure.

I don’t think the raft said anything. That would have been the instruction sheet that came with it.

A local river where I live has a rapids informally named ‘Tahiti Sunset’ for all the inflatable kayaks that have ‘taco-ed’ there.

The first sentence is not a question!