Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for July 17, 2022

They cart you

I — a cart collector — can so relate. How hard is it to return a cart either to a corral or back to the lobby? As for the next person to park in a space that has a cart in it, to move said cart? Cart collectors have other tasks such as cleaning spills, helping another shopper take their groceries to their car, taking perishable items from the cashier back to its fridge.

He wanted to be a magnet but he wasn’t thinking “cart”.

Tony asked, about 16 hours ago

Having a day?

Definitely.

The height of laziness.

He could dine alacarte.

This never happens at Aldi’s.

again

OK, what are those??

Iraqi veteran I knew several years ago—"Weirdest thing happened yesterday. As I pulled into my driveway after going to the grocery store, a cop pulled up with lights flashing. License, registration, the usual. Finally told me that there was a report identifying me as hitting a pickup with a shopping cart and then just leaving after I “hid” the cart(I put it in the cart rack) without notifying anyone about possible damage. I finally convinced the officer that it was MY pickup and there was NO damage."

sure sign of worthless human beings

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A cart magnet.

Start at the upper right and work your way around in a clockwise manner, taking them back one or two at a time. No use being a baby about it. Next time order the groceries for pickup.

That looks deliberate! Did the carts plan it?

I have a photo very similar to this.

I once pulled into a parking space and watched from two lanes over a cart roll directly into my car!