Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for July 30, 2022

Nailed the coffin shut.

Must have been a tamed eulogy, Lil. You’re usually sent off before you can finish.

“♪ If I had a ham-mer ♪♪…” – “Thank you, Lil.”

I saw what you did Lil, and everyone there was board.

I guess you saw to that, Lil!!!

She sealed it with a bang!

wonder if she mentioned his wood?

Who saw that one coming?

She could have said “it was warped”

or: I screwed it up

Lil sure does a lot of those. Given her track record I’m surprised they still let her do it

Showing what a stud he was he took a header.

“Clyde always liked to say ‘My wood is very Poplar’, and then he’d start giggling…”

“THANK you, Lil…”

If Clyde was to be cremated, Lil would have been fired …!

Lil sawed him asunder, nailed him back together, sanded out the rough parts of his life, and left him a finish everyone will remember. In other words, she framed him straight and level.

then she got hammered…