Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 01, 2022

Food court-ship

A Cruise is all about the Food and Gambling ,

Forget the gambling.

So on this cruise, it won’t be the iceberg that will be the cause of the ship sinking…

Ralph is coming to realize he is where everybody knows his name!

Some times you want to go where everyone knows your name….

Ralph makes sure he can always go anywhere he enjoys because everyone gets to know his name.

I don’t get how people can learn names that quickly. I work in a mall and a lot of other staff have been working there almost as long as I have (27 years) but i doubt i could identify 5 of them by name. In a police line up sure… he works at Tim Hortons, She works in mall maintenance, etc. but I don’t know their names and even fewer know mine, and those who think they do usually get it wrong and i don’t correct them. When i die if my obituary doesn’t have a photo, no one will even know I’m dead except to ask where the big bulk guy is.

looks like he’s well known there already… :\

On a cruise ship breakfast, lunch, and dinner are covered in the price of your ticket. If you buy something from one of the snack bars that’s extra. Also you don’t have to pay for it at the time of purchase. Instead you just give them your cabin number. They tally it up at the end of the cruise and present you with the bill at that point.

Eating and people-watching are what you do on a cruise

Wow, a rare continuation from the Sunday strip!

I’m a Ralph and the guy at the auto parts place is a Ralph. He gives me a Ralph discount when I go there. :)

The bartender knows my name already.

And to think Ralph beat a grizzly bear to get ice cream and pizza.

I believe Kevin Fagen might be an Angels fan, but I wouldn’t mind seeing the Drabble family stopping in Seattle to see a Seattle Mariners baseball and enjoy visiting the Pacific Northwest. But then again, maybe not because of the brawl between these two teams awhile back.