Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for August 04, 2022

Someone tell NASA!

And yet none of them got burned by the blast off fire. Someone is surely dreaming. How long before we see the Bob Newhart wake up sequence ?

Yep Joel, your ashes did the trick!

This is asinine.

Say, has anyone seen Polly?

always wondered what he was smoking

This is at last the golden opportunity to throw Jor-El into the hoosegow. He has posed a grave threat to humanity by his careless use of firearms and weaponry….. Ah, wait a minute (lightbulb goes off). Subtle yet effective use of metaphors for political commentary. Author, author!

The nation that controls Moonshine will control the Universe