Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for August 06, 2022

Would you like some tofu cakes and plant-based fake meat?

I heard the Big Bad Wolf is wind powered.

People want to mock green energy and say that the environment is already doomed why start now?

I say look at the short period of time the human race was forced inside and less vehicles on the road and in the skies the air quality got immensely cleaner and the waterways started to get cleaner by the day .

If things got better in such a short period of time how would it be without fossil fuels for good ?

What animal has green skin? Or is it just dyed leather?

The wolf is wearing pants. Ziggy doesn’t wear pants, but this wolf does.

Eww don’t eat her vegans taste like asparagus not chicken

Good for her. Being environmentally conscious is what we all ought to be.

Gag

I bet the wolf would find that she still tastes good.

Wolves wear shorts?

He knows she is as yummy as before. Her attitude doesn’t change his needs. She is thinking of the wrong wolf, who doesn’t control the environment as much as his pen thinks he does.

But I still taste the same….

Sadly, Little Green Riding Hood didn’t know the big bad wolf had recently become a vegan.