FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 16, 2022

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    Robin Harwood  over 2 years ago

    Reverting to yesterday, when I went to school we learned to use pens (with inkwells) in primary school. By grade seven we were expected to use pens for everything except drawing maps and diagrams. But they were to be labelled in ink. Ink can be clearly seen. Pencil is pretty faint.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    rather than titanium, Jason, try — if you can find the material — adamantium

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    seanfear  over 2 years ago

    if i were you Jason, i’d invest some money in a helmet

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    C  over 2 years ago

    It’s a numbers game Jason

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    KenseidenXL  over 2 years ago

    Carbon fibre?

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    e.groves  over 2 years ago

    Those airplanes didn’t fly very well. Neither did the gliders.

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    SquidGamerGal  over 2 years ago

    Of course, you also try to make sure your sister’s not the flight path!

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    Decorate one with thumb tacks…

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    Kroykali  over 2 years ago

    I stopped into a hobby store recently…..they wanted $10 for one of those things!

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    Awallz  over 2 years ago

    After it gets coated with Titanium, he will then spend the time to calculate how big the prop and rubber band will need to be in order to carry the extra weight. Since it will take too long for mail order, he will make his open out of spare parts from his previous projects. After this, he will reshape the wings so they create more lift, even adding flaps to slow it down when landing. And, since there is more weight, why not add a rocket engine. Doing this means he will need to launch it into the air. This will involve calculate the angle to launch it so that when it comes down it will land on Paige’s head. But this cannot be made easy, so he will include wind speed, rotation of the earth, location of the moon at time of launch, weather conditions, and creating the launch pad on wheels. And, if he’s doing all this, might as well call the TV station so it can be on the news. Because if you’re going to coat it with Titanium, might as well make it worth it.

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    Buckaroobanzai  over 2 years ago

    and stuck barbed darts on the end

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