Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 08, 2022

More like King Leonardo of Bongo Congo!

Could be an Edison moment if this cat breaks out into a heavy sweat. We’ve already got the 1% inspiration. Notify the towel boy.

Well, Bucky is a little fat. Does that count as well-rounded.

For the life of me, I can’t find a “Steve” in “Leonardo Di Caprio.”

I’d like to see a movie about Leonardo Da Vinci , portrayed by Leonardo DiCaprio

The master, of course, never used or referred to himself as anything “da Vinci”. He took perverse delight in his illegitimate status (apparently we cant use the word “b*sta*rd” here, even though it is absolutely correct in this application) and flaunted it by refusal to use either his family name or any honourifics. The original one-name cutting edge artist.

Da Vinci wouldn’t have been well-rounded if he had a cat.

If Steve had a brain, he would take it out and play with it.

Isn’t he the one who invented the Titanic “prow lift”, which has herniated honeymooning males for decades?

Looking at him from behind, he looks pretty well rounded.

ME ? OW …!

What’s with this “Leonardo”? Don’t you mean STEVE Dicaprio?

((sigh)) I thought “Steve” had moved on…….

At best, perhaps well-rounded like an ellipse with an eccentricity that leaves it downright linear.