Longtime friends of The O.F.W.T.J. (Old Men Who Tell Jokes) Society know that I tend to intersperse jokes with true stories, with the occasional “could-be” anecdote thrown in here and there for good measure. I thus present the following probably-true story about an old hoofer/movie star/curmudgeon:Julius Marx, known to most of us as Groucho, loved his cigars, whether on stage, a movie set, or just out-and-about. One day, as he boarded an airplane, he asked the stewardess – this was decades before the term “flight attendant” was introduced, as well as a long time before smoking was banned on all flights – if he could smoke a cigar on the plane.“I suppose so, Sir, if you don’t annoy the ladies,” she replied.Groucho’s eyes lit up and his brows raised. “You mean I have my choice?”
Cow flop makes even better compost, just consult your local politician, you’ll see.
Take care, may relentless rabbit hunter Elmer “People Wondew Why I Want To Catch That Danged Wabbit Well Way Back When I Was In Gwade Schoowel And He Was Just A Widdle Bunny Wabbit He Made Fun Of The Way I Talk In Fwont Of My Giwl Fwiend So I Went Home And Got Gwampa’s Shotgun And I Will Get That Danged Wabbit If It’s The Wast Thing I Do” Fuddord be with you, and gesundheit.
eromlig almost 2 years ago
Longtime friends of The O.F.W.T.J. (Old Men Who Tell Jokes) Society know that I tend to intersperse jokes with true stories, with the occasional “could-be” anecdote thrown in here and there for good measure. I thus present the following probably-true story about an old hoofer/movie star/curmudgeon:Julius Marx, known to most of us as Groucho, loved his cigars, whether on stage, a movie set, or just out-and-about. One day, as he boarded an airplane, he asked the stewardess – this was decades before the term “flight attendant” was introduced, as well as a long time before smoking was banned on all flights – if he could smoke a cigar on the plane.“I suppose so, Sir, if you don’t annoy the ladies,” she replied.Groucho’s eyes lit up and his brows raised. “You mean I have my choice?”
Templo S.U.D. almost 2 years ago
Six million and one U.S. dollar bills made into compost according to Jason.
jasonsnakelover almost 2 years ago
One time I got $6,000,001. Why not use that money to work on paying off the national debt instead?
May the Lord be with you as He is with me.
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT almost 2 years ago
So there really could be a money tree?
bookworm0812 almost 2 years ago
Talk about wasting money!
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 2 years ago
Cow flop makes even better compost, just consult your local politician, you’ll see.
Take care, may relentless rabbit hunter Elmer “People Wondew Why I Want To Catch That Danged Wabbit Well Way Back When I Was In Gwade Schoowel And He Was Just A Widdle Bunny Wabbit He Made Fun Of The Way I Talk In Fwont Of My Giwl Fwiend So I Went Home And Got Gwampa’s Shotgun And I Will Get That Danged Wabbit If It’s The Wast Thing I Do” Fuddord be with you, and gesundheit.
Strider Premium Member almost 2 years ago
They’re great at making compost in Washington D.C. – LOL
petermerck almost 2 years ago
That’s why it so hard to hit a rabbit even with a rabbit swatter.
e.groves almost 2 years ago
Is there a way to get a bag or two of that compost? My garden might like it.
WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago
10,000 benches? Are there any trees left?
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 2 years ago
10,000 benches in Central Park. Places for the homeless to sleep?
Nick Danger almost 2 years ago
That’s almost 1 bench for every mugger…
schaefer jim almost 2 years ago
Why is with that vision, I still managed to shoot a few when hunting them!
Bilan almost 2 years ago
There are some plants you can’t use that compost on. It’s too rich.
RalphKramden77 almost 2 years ago
And nowhere else in New York to sit.