Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 20, 2022

Lousy “chain” of command.

Break a leg.

This is one of those you swing in a circle while you hop over it.

Is it take your wife to work day?

The ball’s name is Wilson

sure, why not. now I have something to scare the neighbors with. :)

It would look very attractive on the great pumpkin.

Ummmm do all employees get the same weight or is it based on height?

By the power vested in me, by John D. Rockefeller…Andrew Carnegie…J.P. Morgan… and Henry Ford., I now pronounce you boss and employee. You may now kiss the bosses feet.

Some jobs are just a drag. The clank of the chain signals your presence so people have time to disappear. “Coffee anyone? Everyone? Now! Fast!”

That’s easy for you to say…

When you said that I had the job locked up, I was thinking of something else. :)

I see you’re married.