Wide Open by Rich Powell for July 29, 2022

Mars attacks, the sequel

Rich, you should have signed this one “anonymous.” Those guys are all squirrely.

The dog called in some help.

Do squirrels know “Indian Love Call” by Slim Whitman?

OMG!

Quisp from the Mirror Universe?

My dog would ignore the squirrels and happily greet and introduce herself to the alien. It would give the squirrels a chance to go all squirrelly and run.

She’d probably viciously lick the alien into peaceful submission, am I right?

Digesting.

The dog would chase the alien up the tree.

That is one scary alien!