Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 16, 2022

wasn’t there an old joke about a bear who had to chose between eating a person with a book and a person working on a laptop. the bear chose the person with the book because she knew that Writers block but readers digest…

Shmwar in Shmukraine.

Shminflation.

Shmonald Shmrump.

Say, it almost works!! Almost.

Smiter’s smock, you say?

guess what? I’m shroke (broke) – but now I’m happy …. o_O

He was BORN with “shmiters’ schmock”!!

I hope Laura has submitted a new manuscript so that the family can eat and keep the house.

Things would be better if he had Schmock! Schmock!

I know it sounds obnoxious, but I don’t get writer’s block, and I’ve written five novels, dozens of short stories, and hundreds of poems.

I outline everything: characters, plot, twists, etc. A first draft of a novel, for me, is usually around 60 scenes, and I can finish it in about a month.

I think that having the outline means I always know what to write next, so I never get “blocked”.

Adam is a “shmiter’s schmock!

Ratter’s Black? No, too dark.

Rooter’s blook? Hmm, not bad.

Smiter’s Smock? Close, but too similar.

Triker’s Truck? Good, good.

Wrecker’s Rack? That’s it! ㋡

Pretty creative for someone who can’t think right now.

Did Adam write speeches for President Bush “The Decider”? A title that I totally agreed with until recently.

♪ turn off your mind, relax, and float downstream…