Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for August 16, 2022

Time to cut him off

Brace yourself. We’re about to learn something.

Smart kid.

guards just get in the way of serious work.

When those discs shatter, the shards are like a grenade. Best have your health insurance up-to-date.

“Be sure to read, understand, and follow all the safety instructions that come with you power tools.” – Norm Abrams

3 months back I had one get caught, flip out of my hand and get stuck in my stomach. Had to yank it back out and a dozen stitches later… but as I keep telling my wife, “chicks dig scars.”

I am a medical coder and specialize in the trauma cases. Yep, those devices lead to some of the most gruesome consequences. Cut and mangled fingers that require the fixing of skin, arteries, tendons, muscles, bones…you name it. Those are the charts my colleagues skip over because they’re so super complicated to code….and so I’m the one that usually winds up doing them! It’s difficult enough being the coder…let alone the surgeon…let alone that patient!

This. This is why there’s lawyerese on everything.