Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for September 06, 2022

Chicken 2: “Fine. And you?”

Chicken 1: “Well, actually, I’m feeling a bit bipolar…”

Then don’t ask.

Friendly meaningless greetings shortened:

“Hyeryu?” / “Fynenyu?”

“Howyadoon?” / “Okenu?”

I hate small talk too! Lol

I hate that greeting. I will reply, “Do you really want to know, or are you just asking?” And if it’s just their way of a greeting then it’s, “All things considered, reasonably well.”

How YOU doing?

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I used to work at a place that certain people would always use that greeting…I got tired of it, and would proceed to tell them what hurts, how my finances were doing, how the wife was doing, etc…I tried to tell them on several occasions to not ask, or I will tell them, but to instead say, “Bob! How good it is to see you! Glad you made it to work!” It never happened…

We’re going to Old Fart Tuesday at the grocery store today. Can I run the gauntlet of the organ recital and survive? :)

I was thinking Chicken 2 was going to say “…feeling a bit peckish”, but that would be a bit too on-point because chickens.