Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for January 23, 2023

“Everything else are just mindless predators. Let’s save our bovine brethren.”

“Yes, and brand them so we can tell them apart.”

Aliens from the burger planet.

“However, they are badly in need for help to control their methane emissions!”

…and LOOK‼️. They have TWO eyes‼️☺️

They were one eyed, two horned, flying yellow people eaters.

So they’ve been beaming up cows from Earth to cross-breed to bring back two eyes?

Udderly ridiculous. (Cue the cow jokes).

Instead of jumping to conclusions, they should ruminate more.

I wonder what their spaceship looks like? What? Were you brought up in a barn?? :)

When you’re a cow, life is great until your pasture prime.