Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 21, 2022

I may not be innocent but so far I’m not guilty.

If only.

Have no fear. They don’t arrest anyone anymore. They don’t even report it. Unless…

Just then, another voice yells out: “Tell us about your Presidential Pardons, too”!!

There’s nothing wrong with a good political joke…

… except when they get elected.

Bu dum bump

He’ll never pass the bar………………..any bar.

The ole turtle admitted in front of god and everyone, that the quality of GOP candidates were not up to snuff…but yet, they do nothing to curb the weirdos and wack jobs from running over the party like a Mack truck!

He’s a shoe in.

He strongly recommends attorney Lou Pohl.

Don’t forget the ‘Insufficient Evidence’s, too!

Or, if you are the AG in TX, you can be indicted and just never go to trial

“Well, I used to be bad when I was a kid, but ever since then I’ve gone straight, as has been proved by my record: Thirty-three arrests and no convictions.” — Big Jule, Guys and Dolls.