Going through Rio de Janeiro every 56 days, I enjoyed going into the jewelry shop and looking for assorted semi-precious stones that I would buy. Whenever I came home, I would give them to anyone that showed me interest in them. They had to know they weren’t expensive or valuable but just like them.
Someone didn’t realize that and asked, “What do you do with all these?”
“I give them to my friends.”
“You must have a lot of friends.”
“Oh, you don’t understand — I _ buy_ friends.”
“Well that won’t last.”“It’ll last as long as the money does.”
seanfear almost 2 years ago
“I don’t need money to get friends” – HAHAHAHAHAHA sigh
einarbt almost 2 years ago
Brutal.
Susan00100 almost 2 years ago
Trout is right; you can buy friends.
You can’t but relatives.
gopher gofer almost 2 years ago
she’ll get by with a little help from her friends…
monya_43 almost 2 years ago
No way, Trout, because, nobody is going to throw a printing press for hundred dollar bills in a dumpster for Agnes to find. That’s a keeper.
rshive almost 2 years ago
My press only does six-dollar bills.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction almost 2 years ago
Going through Rio de Janeiro every 56 days, I enjoyed going into the jewelry shop and looking for assorted semi-precious stones that I would buy. Whenever I came home, I would give them to anyone that showed me interest in them. They had to know they weren’t expensive or valuable but just like them.
Someone didn’t realize that and asked, “What do you do with all these?”“I give them to my friends.”
“You must have a lot of friends.”“Oh, you don’t understand — I _ buy_ friends.”
“Well that won’t last.”“It’ll last as long as the money does.”Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 2 years ago
You can’t buy friends just those interested in money.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 2 years ago
Trout is showing her loyalty as a real friend today.