Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 13, 2022

okay then

and can return anything you hit at him (or her?)

It’s mixed doubles and the garage is a He, so that means Snoopy is a girl?

Kind of hard to foot-fault when you don’t have feet!

He doesn’t throw his racket and have a tantrum.

Yeah, but he’s no SCHOOL BUILDING: THE GREATEST ‘PEANUTS’ COMIC STRIP CHARACTER!!! (Phelous joke)

It always bounces back to you.

The garage should dump Snoopy and pair up with the school building.

If they are playing mixed doubles, and Linus & Snoopy refer to the garage as “he”, does that mean Snoopy is the female???

Pilachowski: Hey Jimmy, my tight end is… deaf.

Jimmy McGinty: Yeah, I know.

Pilachowski: Well Jimmy, how am I gonna coach a deaf man?

Jimmy McGinty: Oh, you don’t need to. Brian Murphy would’ve gone in the first round 5 years ago if he hadn’t been born deaf. Played his college ball right here in D.C., Gallaudet.

Pilachowski: But Jimmy, I need to communicate with him and how…?

Jimmy McGinty: Learn to sign, you know…

[does some sign language]

Pilachowski: Oh, horses**t!

Jimmy McGinty: Look at it this way; he’ll never be called offsides on an audible.

But the harder I serve it the harder his return!

Nobody noticed him next to Christy Mathewson,but theNew York Giants 1900’s baseball team had a deaf-mute pitcher named Dummy Taylor who was good for 15 wins or so per year/

he specialized in insulting umpires in sign language andgetting away with it,until one day an umpire fingered back“Guess who learned sign language over the winter,wiseguy?”