Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 25, 2022

For a moment, I was wondering how I ended up on tik tok

Never use a knife in a toaster, Leo. A fork is much safer.

Best kitchen utensil I ever bought… Bamboo toaster pincers… 1€50

Some people will do just about anything for a “buzz”!

Nothing like a jolt to give you a jolt, eh Leo?

Yeeeesh, that felt good, oooooh

Nice dairy detail on the milk carton…or has someone kidnapped a cow?

Only Leo would get a charge from this

All part of a complete breakfast!

Depends which kind of coffee, Leo. But I agree with you if you compare the toaster jolt to drinking tea.

Yeah, that’s quite a morning jolt, Leopold. I hope the toaster survived, too….

Better than coffee?! Give us the shocking details, Leo. On second thought, don’t!