Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for August 26, 2022

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Drunk Patty’s brain is thoroughly pickled.

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    cat19632001  over 2 years ago

    Angie, I wouldn’t expect to get those jars of sauce back.

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    mistercatworks  over 2 years ago

    I have it! An unplumbed idea for yet another show I would never watch: “Opening Jars with the Stars!”

    Pit Hollywood jar lid opening techniques against downhome tried-and-true.

    Surely, with enough flashing lights, REALLY LOUD MUSIC, a few pyrotechnics, a smarmy host, over-amped contestants and some D-list stars, the idea could be filling airtime by Christmas.

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