Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for August 29, 2022

War Plan Purple

I think it would be funnier if it were a plan to invade Saskatchewan. Who cares about Bolivia?

Straight from Mar-A-Lago.

As a (another) possible distraction from another (future) executive branch disaster?

The invasion was scrapped despite the fact that they have the world’s largest lithium reserves. We found out WE don’t have enough electricity to charge the flippin’ batteries. We’re going to opt for the original plan to invade Holland so we can put a windmill on every Tesla.

I suspect that there is a secret plan for invading every country on earth. Not an intent, just a contingency battle plan.

Try invading Canada.

Mark it “return to sender” at Mar A Lago…….

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The problem with invading Bolivia is that it’s landlocked, and has been since it lost a war in the 19th century. (the War of the Pacific, 1879-84, Chile vs Peru and Bolivia. Chile won, big time.) To get to them you’d have to invade Peru or Chile or Argentina or Brazil first.

If you ask me, I think RJ was just playing dumb to try to throw off Verne’s suspicions, but Verne’s obviously not having any of this.

A Bolivian is obviously oblivious of oblivion

Bolivia’s defense plan: Be Bolivia

“The next time I say let’s go someplace like Bolivia, let’s go someplace like Bolivia.”

This is incredible, unbelievable, outrageous even! R.J. gets mail!

Um, Bolivians ?

“Our government is planning an invasion of a foreign country!”

“Bolivia…”

“No, really!”