Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 19, 2022

hang in there, Poo Poo

My rogue searches the body.

Poo Poo ….. Unplugged ;-)

What game are they playing?

Poo Poo, you are free to " walk the earth" like Caine from Kung Fu, or Jules from Pulp Fiction…

I don’t see how falling off a wagon is fatal!

I played D&D in the Marine Corps. They got over it.

He even looks like a DM. (I go to GenCon every year so I know.)

Calling it now, this is gonna end with him getting some semblance of independence right in time for his owner to scoop him up and put him in a new purse.

Poo Poo has been out of the purse for long periods MANY times… so this arc doesn’t really work.

Find a skunk, antagonize it, get sprayed, never smell purse, or anything else for that matter again.

If your character died from something like that, it’s because the DM wanted you dead.

“Lost? Try Hare Krishna!”

(Just kidding. We’ve seen what Poo Poo looks like shaved, and it ain’t pretty.)