Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 15, 2022

They’re just a couple of Noah count bums.

Guys you’re not gonna need the ship again. Just leave they will wander off when they wake up.

I don’t recall you had much say-so about when your voyage started or ended …

Closer look, that bears right arm is under the board.

Checkout time is 11.

they look peaceful. i couldn’t bear to wake them either

The real story on why there are no more unicorns.

Who’s the other guy??

Probably one of Noah’s three sons?

The ship will eventually get towed. They’re in a no arking zone. (I’ll let myself out.)

The bible is full of idiotic stories.