1 and Done by Eric Scott for September 05, 2022

What is the moron on the far right going to do, no weapon. And does the dude on the left think he’s the rifleman? (how he holds his rifle)

Happy Labor Day everyone.

Well, he won’t be anybody’s Huckleberry.

WHEN I WAS BORN MY DADDY LEFT! left, right, left.

LATER ON MY MOMMA LEFT! left, right, left.

I GOT DEPLOYED MY WOMAN LEFT! left, right, left.

THE CORP’S THE ONLY THING THAT’S LEFT! left, right, left.

COME ON! left, right, left.

LOUDER! left, right, left.

COVER! left, right, left.

AGAIN! left, right, left.

Hey, Hey, what do you say,

I’m goin’ to the rod-e-o today.

I drew a bad bull, heard he was a bear,

But I can hang for 8, so I just don’t care.

Tie up, bear down, sittin’ on my bull,

I’m just waitin’ for the gate to pull.

Out from the chute blows my old ride,

It’s a wonder that I’m still alive.

Just right then the 8 seconds pass,

I jump right off of that bull’s @ss.

Quick, turn around and what do I see?

That old bull come a-chargin’ at me.

I pull a cut-down 12-gauge from my hip,

And send that bull on a little trip.

I’m the meanest cowboy that you ever did see,

U.S.M.C Infantry!

Okay, When we get there, we start with a little soft-shoe routine and see what they got. I’m guessing they can’t do the Boney Maroney and we win this thing.

The shootout didn’t happen inside or even next to the eponymous corral. Shots were exchanged in a vacant lot on Fremont Street, down the road from the corral’s rear entrance.

I wasn’t aware that the Earp brothers were quadruplets.