Some brown bears can use simple tools to scratch themselves, reach high places or even open closed containers.
As for berries, that category technically also includes tomatoes, pumpins, bananas, hot peppers and cucumbers. It does not include cherries, strawberries or blackberries.
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local ministers, the restaurant’s owner waited nervously for the clerics’ reaction.
“Quick, man,” he whispered to the waiter, “what did they say?”
“Nothing,” replied the waiter, “They were all too busy slipping the seeds into their pockets.”
And the one that flew over the mountain maxed the SAT.
Take care, may joyous New York City daydreaming taxi driver Phramlut “In Dhaka I Not Have Sandwich Like One I Soon Eat When Gridlock Begin” Khatunord be with you, and gesundheit.
There is a problem with designing bear-proof trash containers for campsites as there is an overlap in intelligence between the smartest bears and the dumbest campers.
If the seeds are outside of the pulp (strawberries, blueberries, etc.) They are not berries. Seeds inside the pulp (tomatoes, watermelon, etc.) are berries.
pearlsbs about 2 years ago
Before today I had never heard of the palmaris longus muscle. But I just verified that I do have it.
monkeysky about 2 years ago
Some brown bears can use simple tools to scratch themselves, reach high places or even open closed containers.
As for berries, that category technically also includes tomatoes, pumpins, bananas, hot peppers and cucumbers. It does not include cherries, strawberries or blackberries.
Charlie Fogwhistle about 2 years ago
This one’s right on point.
Designing bear-proof garbage cans is very hard.
There will always be a significant overlap between the smartest bears, and the dumbest people.
Charlie Fogwhistle about 2 years ago
Authorities in Lake Tahoe are on the lookout for three bears that have collectively broken into more than 30 homes.
Current leads suggest that the bears’ location is somewhere in the goldilocks zone.
pearlsbs about 2 years ago
Pumpkins are also berries.
Charlie Fogwhistle about 2 years ago
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local ministers, the restaurant’s owner waited nervously for the clerics’ reaction.
“Quick, man,” he whispered to the waiter, “what did they say?”
“Nothing,” replied the waiter, “They were all too busy slipping the seeds into their pockets.”
For now.
therese_callahan2002 about 2 years ago
One is intelligent enough to tell humans only they can prevent wildfires.
therese_callahan2002 about 2 years ago
I can relate. I think of my daily agenda during my workouts.
khmo about 2 years ago
Poor bears given the current human population
LongWong about 2 years ago
Bears are not good at playing football.
LongWong about 2 years ago
Hallie Berry is a ……
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 2 years ago
And the one that flew over the mountain maxed the SAT.
Take care, may joyous New York City daydreaming taxi driver Phramlut “In Dhaka I Not Have Sandwich Like One I Soon Eat When Gridlock Begin” Khatunord be with you, and gesundheit.
e.groves about 2 years ago
Be sure to read today’s Rubes. It’s about bears.
Will E. Makeit Premium Member about 2 years ago
…then tell Chicago about how smart are da 2-4 Bears in drafting Trubisky second overall in 2017….
currysteph Premium Member about 2 years ago
i thought pumpkins were Gords
tremaine53 about 2 years ago
Are bears fruits? Or vegetables?
billrobinsonmusic about 2 years ago
https://www.gocomics.com/rubes/2022/10/16?ct=v&cti=807021
FassEddie about 2 years ago
Check for your Palmaris Longus muscle today!
I still have mine! Whew!
FGWaiss about 2 years ago
Re: the intelligence of bears. The Wiley bears are even smarter than that.
namelocdet about 2 years ago
I believe that about bears. Especially after seeing a video of a bear opening a car door.
cactusbob333 about 2 years ago
I wonder if @gent knows he is smart as a monkey.
gozar about 2 years ago
May Lord Robert Manners be with you as he is with me.
Captain Lord Robert Manners (6 February 1758 – 23 April 1782) was an officer of the Royal Navy and nobleman,
RonnieAThompson Premium Member about 2 years ago
https://foodanswers.org/are-watermelons-berries/
https://www.plantgardener.com/watermelon-berry/
jmcenanly about 2 years ago
There is a problem with designing bear-proof trash containers for campsites as there is an overlap in intelligence between the smartest bears and the dumbest campers.
schaefer jim about 2 years ago
Wow I eat and love watermelons!
JanBic Premium Member about 2 years ago
If the seeds are outside of the pulp (strawberries, blueberries, etc.) They are not berries. Seeds inside the pulp (tomatoes, watermelon, etc.) are berries.
pbr50138 about 2 years ago
To me, watermelons aren’t worth 1¢. MAJOR YUCK!!!
wwward1948 almost 2 years ago
STRAW is also a berry…