Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for September 30, 2022

pass the candies There’s Milky Way and some Snickers.

Is starburn worse than moonburn? Let’s ask Icarus.

Since the sun is a star, suntan lotion is a kind of star-tan lotion.

What’s the origin of the phrase “What obtains”? I’ve seen it before, but can’t remember where it came from.

I wonder if they make Alpha Centurion Bars.

OK clearly it’s time for coffee. My brain read that as Spartan lotion. I’ll see myself out.

Okay, when’s the last time we’ve heard RJ say “What obtains”?

however, the cosmic rays might be altering his DNA

RJ, you’re outdoors all the time and don’t get sunburned. Then again, maybe you apply lotion regularly.

Our own star is sending out a few rays of its own into the Great Abyss.