Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for September 29, 2022

With Life Insurance, if you win, you also lose.

So?? Mrs. Custer received a hefty settlement and became the “Merry Widow”!!

I’m guessing he sold the insurance policy just before Custer rode to the Little Big Horn, and it had a double indemnity clause about being killed in a massacre. Insurance company lost a fortune on the deal as he sold the same policy to all of Custer’s men.

Trying to sell that was the worst job I ever tried, followed by selling encyclopedias.

His secret to a long life is 5 whisky shots and a beer…salute!

Custer, and the US Cavalry, had it coming.

Custer’s famous last words: “Lookit all them f___ing indians”.

He took the money and ran…

Now he’s doin’ shots.

“….Please, Mr. Custer, I don’t want to go. Hey Mr. Custer, please, don’t make me go…”

Five shots are not enough to help him forget that mistake!

The Battle of the Greasy Grass, 1876….